With my best girly by my side, we’d sing, sing, sing… / I’m a lumberjack and I’m okay, / I sleep all night and I work all day. / (He’s a lumberjack and he’s okay,
Baixar Mais Tocadas: músicas de Monty Python
Sabe o que eles dizem? / Algumas coisas na vida são ruins… / Podem de fato deixá-lo louco. / Outras podem deixá-lo muito triste também, mas
There are Jews in the world, there are BuddhistsThere are Hindus, and Mormons, and thenThere are those that follow Mohammed butI’ve never been one of them.I’m a Roman CatholicAnd have been since before I were bornAnd the one thing they say about Catholics isThey’ll take you as soon as you’re warmYou don’t have to be a six footerYou don’t have to have a great brainYou don’t have to have any clothes onYou’re a Catholic the moment Dad cameBecauseEvery sperm is sacredEvery sperm is greatIf a sperm is wastedGod gets quite irateEvery sperm is sacredEvery sperm is greatIf a sperm is wastedGod gets quite irateLet the heathen spill theirsOn the dusty groundGod shall make them payFor each sperm that can’t be foundEvery sperm is wantedEvery sperm is goodEvery sperm is neededIn your neighborhoodHindu, Taoist, MormonSpill theirs just anywhereBut God loves those who treat theirSemen with more careEvery sperm is sacredEvery sperm is greatIf a sperm is wastedGod gets quite irateEvery sperm is sacredEvery sperm is goodEvery sperm is neededIn your neighborhoodEvery sperm is usefulEvery sperm is fineGod needs everybody’sMine, and mine, and mineLet the pagans spill theirsO’er mountain, hill and plainGod shall strike them down forEach sperm that’s spilt in vainEvery sperm is sacredEvery sperm is goodEvery sperm is neededIn your neighborhoodEvery sperm is sacredEvery sperm is greatIf a sperm is wastedGod gets quite irate
Whenever life gets you down, Mrs. Brown / And things seem hard or tough / And people are stupid, obnoxious or daft / And you feel that you’ve had quite eno-o-o-o-o-ough
Sit on my face and tell me that you love me / I’ll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too / I love to hear you oralise / When I’m between your thighs
Some things in life are bad / They can really make you mad / Other things just make you swear and curse / When you’re chewing on life’s gristle